Carol Burnett and Fox TV: Who's Fair and Balanced Now?

By Michael Kahn

The rulings contained within District Judge Dean Pregerson's opinion dismissing Carol Burnett's lawsuit against Twentieth Century Fox could have been predicted the moment we heard about the case. If ever there were a textbook example of the "fair use" doctrine in copyright law and the "parody" exception in trademark and dilution law, this was it.

Burnett had sued over a short clip from Fox's animated television show, Family Guy. In the scene, Griffin family patriarch Peter Griffin and his pals visit a porn shop. Upon entering the store, Peter remarks that it is cleaner than he expected. One of his friends explains that "Carol Burnett works part time as a janitor."  The scene shifts to an animated figure resembling the Charwoman character from the Carol Burnett Show mopping the floor next to bin of life-size blow-up dolls and  a rack of XXX movies.  Judge Pregerson explains:

"As the 'Charwoman' mops, a slightly altered version of Carol's Theme from The Carol Burnett Show is playing.  The scene switches back to Peter and his friends.  One of the friends remarks, 'You know, when she tugged her ear at the end of that show, she was really saying goodnight to her mom.'  Another friend responds, 'I wonder what she tugged to say goodnight to her dad,' finishing with a comic's explanation, 'Oh!'"

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Porn Names, Part II

By Michael Kahn

Geoff's musings over porn star names aroused, er, got me thinking about a related  "fair use" issue, namely, the porn industry's unauthorized use of slightly altered titles of famous motion pictures.  Such as On Golden Blonde.  Breakfast on Tiffany. Inspect Her Gadget.  And any on the Top Ten list compiled by BBspot, which begins, at #10, with Forrest Hump.

Each use is an obvious commercial attempt to cash in on the widespread awareness and recognition of the original title.  Each use is also an obvious commercial attempt to capture the prospective buyer's attention, to stand out in a crowd of titles.

But are these uses "fair uses"?

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We Are All Dilutional: Fair Use and the Dilution Act

By Michael Kahn

One way to distinguish trademark infringement from trademark dilution is to realize that we are all dilutional. Virtually every day. At home, at work, and at play. Indeed, the life would be sucked out of our popular culture -- and our daily discourse -- without our First Amendment right to dilute like crazy.

The bedrock of trademark law is protection of the public. We give trademark owners enforcement powers to help protect consumers from being misled by infringers.  But the bedrock of trademark dilution law is private property. Under dilution laws, we give trademark owners enforcement powers to help them protect the distinctiveness of their property from being eroded by others. Consumer confusion is not a concern in dilution cases.

This significant move from protecting consumers to protecting property rights, especially when famous marks are involved, creates significant First Amendment concerns—so much so that Congress created a safe harbor for “non-commercial use” of a famous mark, which courts have interpreted to include parody, satire and editorial commentary. Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc. 296 F. 3d 894 (9th Cir. 2002).

But that safe harbor merely allows companies to engage in what the rest of do all the time, which is use famous trademarks in noncommercial ways that may blur or tarnish those marks. Who hasn’t used the Walt Disney Company’s most precious trademark derisively to label an incompetent organization “a Mickey Mouse operation”? A Type A boss and his lackey get labeled, behind their backs, as “Batman and Robin.” That too perfect couple are, of course, “Ken and Barbie.”

Indeed, as Judge Kozinski explained in Mattel, supra, 296 F.3d at 900, "Some trademarks enter our public discourse and become an integral part of our vocabulary. How else do you say that something's 'the Rolls Royce of its class'? What else is a quick fix, but a Band-Aid? . . . Trademarks often fill in gaps in our vocabulary and add a contemporary flavor to our expressions.  Once imbued with such expressive value, the trademark becomes a work in our language and assumes a role outside the bounds of trademark law."

From “Wonder Bread” to “Wonder Woman,” we use famous marks in quintessentially dilutional ways, i.e., to describe goods and services unrelated to the marks. Whether it’s Irving Berlin originally, or Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle later in Young Frankenstein, the hotel's famous mark is used in the song “Putting on the Ritz.” More recently, two famous DC Comics marks served the rock group 3 Doors Down, whose hit song "Kryptonite" asks “will you still call me Superman?”

So feel free to look for Mr. Goodbar® or point out the Stealth® political candidate or get misty over  that Hallmark Cards® moment or mock the McMansion (with the Lawyer Foyer) going up in the next suburb. And rest assured that the Federal Trademark Dilution Act allows you snuggle up with that special someone known to you as Miss America® or Mr. Universe®.  But please, please avoid my high school basketball coach's favorite joke, which was to tell us that he was wearing his Burger King pants.  Why Burger King? Because, he explained, they were The Home of the Big Whopper®.

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